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PostSubject: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:20 am

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:21 am

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:21 am

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:22 am


[b] LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:22 am


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:23 am


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:23 am



DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:24 am



CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:24 am


ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:41 am



CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:41 am



SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:42 am



OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:42 am



YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:43 am



ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:43 am



COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:43 am



EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:44 am



ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:44 am



PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:44 am



DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:45 am



OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:45 am



OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:46 am



PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:46 am



MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:46 am



FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
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PostSubject: Re: THE DICTIONARY   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:47 am



CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
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