Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic
and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done. :lightbulb:
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused
to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!!!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and
a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle
gangster? & shootsthe bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot.
As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies... :biggrin:
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to
see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't j ump even if he tries
of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Our Newton Bhai commits suicide